The Accidental Hipster
Sup, my name's Max. 21 year old starving writer/University student. I write and reblog stuff on fandoms, sensory issues, journalism stuff, Asexuality, and Hawkeye. I adventure with a dragon when I'm bored and love long walks on the beach, and poking dead fictional characters with a stick. 
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"Dear future me..."

Dear future me,

The last time I wrote anything like this, I was 14 and on my way to Quebec, and I asked “Please future me, can we love ourself?”

Well, as you know, we’re not there yet. So I’m passing the buck off to you, mate. Can we please love ourself? I’m pleased to say we’re at least TOLERANT of ourself, so that’s progress

*fistbump*

Oh, and I’m really, REALLY fucking sorry for all the late nights, and the not sleeping until 6 in the morning, and the lack of direct sunlight I actually get, and pretty sure that fucked with our health. Sorry.

But HEY, I did use those sleepless nights to watch and endless stream of netflix, so it wasn’t 100% bad. Right?

Catch you on the flip side.

my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING

asapscience:

chroniclesofachemist:

cosmicocks:

seti-fan:

offendedfunyarinpa:

standbyfortitanfall:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

I love crows. Bird behavior in general interests me and corvids especially have shown really high levels of intelligence.

There’s a video on youtube somewhere where a thirsty little crow is at an amusement park, and he finds some humans with a water bottle. He starts pecking at the cap and at first the people didn’t catch on, but he kept persisting, trying to get at the cap.

It took a little bit for the humans to get it but they unscrewed the cap for him, and filled it with water and he drank from it.

The crow was so used to seeing people drinking out of these magical liquid containers and he knew exactly where it came out of and was able to communicate what exactly he wanted.

Planet of the Crows

Crows = the best birds. 

kryptaria:

finchframe:

just two facial expressions I need for daily function

How perfect for a Monday!

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dashingrapskillian:

Killian “sexing you up with his eyes” Jones

Everytime We Touch ··· Cascada

warpthruster:

phagearchives:

tunetechgoghead:

ask-candle-and-nightlight:

ask-templar-pony:

dottily:

there is only one way to dance to this song

Woops reblogged it again.

THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST SONG I HAD EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET

just the breath at the start of the song and i was singing along already fuck i miss this song

This is actually a really great song ok

THE NOSTALGIA OF THE 00’S

music  ·  I'm not even sorry  · 

castielcampbell:

you-were-just-a-sailors-promise:

subtleromance:

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

This is insane

thats like the sky for sea creatures

it must look like their world is gonna end or some shit

"You act all high and mighty

But isn’t that appropriation?”

She sneers as a finger

accusingly points at the

Soapstone Fox perched on my desk

And I don’t have words to express

How I never thought about the artist behind it

Simply the fact that my grandmother had dozens

Of small figurines dressed in black and white

And even after 10 years

The ache of missing

Is song strong it breaks me

And when my grandfather said

He’d tossed all of hers out

There had been a moment of betrayal

So when I saw this little one

Perched on the shelf in a store

I bit back tears

Cradled it close

And for a moment felt her hug again

neurowonderful:

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Tumblr friends! For your consideration: Strange Empire. It’s a show set in Canada (at the Alberta/Montana border) in 1869. The three main protagonists are women! One of the women is native!!! One of the women is black!!! One is autistic!!!! I’m only halfway through the pilot and I’m already head over heels. 

Alberta?

Women of Colour?

Autistic character?

1800’s?

therealallecto:

Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?

letters to you

bloopblub:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,

PLEASE DO THIS IM SO BORED

P